Google Suggestion: Prostitutes

Google suggestion? Prostitutes.

When Googling for a street in my home town it suggests prostitutes.

FAIL: YouTube Britains Got Talent Licensing.

I was checking out the shows on YouTube now to see if they had any others since i last looked, and i immediately see Britain’s got Talent…

I live in Britain. This is a British show. Shown on British TV. Why the F#!? isn’t it available on YouTube in Britain… I mean come on! Are you Sh!ttin’ me?!

And yes… I am submitting this to Fail Blog.

So much for me watching Susan Boyle again and again… guess will have to just watch all the clips uploaded without permission of the show eh… instead of the version which YouTube can put specially targeted high quality high return ads on.

Well done YouTube. Nice one.

Noob amuses me.

Now, my MSN address is plastered all over the Internet on God knows how many forums, websites blog you name it; and often i have some er “special” people who add me and then just randomly pop up… like this guy. Offering web hosting to a web host, a web host which i might add is better than him. but then again, i would say that ^^.

Noob: need host
Dan: Hello
Noob: need host
Dan: Okay, what do you need hosting.
Noob: so am i
Dan: Ok.
Dan: What is your website?
Noob: http://lime-host.co.uk/index.html [ Its okay... hes not online any more strangely.. ]
Dan: lol
Dan: i know your host.
Dan: I also know the guy he is in business with :l
Noob: who
Dan: ******host,
Dan: Sean
Noob: nope lol
Dan: yep
Noob: no
Dan: lol
Dan: go on then whos your host
Noob: jack
Noob: dual-host
Dan: really…
Noob: yh
Noob: y
Dan: so why is your name servers for lime-host with ******host
Dan: and the server IP is the server ip for *****hosts shared webserver
Noob: old we need change it
Noob: just uploaded old 1
Noob: lol
Dan: lol
Dan: so your still using ***** host servers then
Noob: unno
Noob: umm
Dan: rofl
Noob: g2g bubi

Okay, so just to be clear…

This is a person claims to be a web host who, doesn’t even know where his main business site is hosted, what server is on or who is running that server.

Noob web hosts annoy me, they give people like me who genuinely have a clue a bad name.

Tags: chat log, msn, noob, web host

Your a trekky? Are you sure?

Just a strange little chat i had the other day which amused me, hopefully someone will bother to read it and also get a little chuckle… if not o well.

I was talking to a friend and well, he came out to me. My friend is, well he’s a trekky.

I couldnt belive it, it came as such a shock to know he was living this kind of lifestyle and i never even knew, i added the convo below so you can see.

what u mean

i’m going to watch the most recent three star trek films

o god

whos making you do this?

Its abuse you know

you can prosacute

i enjoy it

oo.. hmm

nwell its okay

everyones er different

I mean im sure you didnt choose this life style.

its just who you are…

ha ha! i love that!

And if your a well a erm a a “treky” i wont stop you, its your choice.

all i want is for you to be happy and be yourself.

ah, i never thouhgt you would be able to swap the words gay and trecy and keep them in the same sentence

Tags: trekky

I do too much… almost everything i am doing.

Did anyone else watch a program called bernards watch or something like that, basically kid has an old watch which he clicks and it stops time. I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!

Not enough hours in the day… Really isnt

Christmas in just 8 days and i cant wait, not because its Christmas I’m quite cynical now and about the only thing i like about Christmas is the music.. well the older Christmas songs cant beat 70/80′s Xmas rock! (Give me Slade – Merry Xmas everybody!  any day!) and of course its nice to get something, this year I’m getting a laptop, and no I’m not spoilt, i had to pay half towards it; I having a laptop (which is just as good if not better than my desktop which is pretty good compared to most!) will help boost me as a blogger and vlogger.

As i have mentioned before i will be launching the Five Awesome Web Geeks Channel on YouTube in new year, which currently consists of myself, one of my best friends Hayley, another great friend Cal who’s a little strange but hey your reading my blog so you might like him! another friend Mike who i have known online for a while now and who if im honest is probably a head of me in some of the ways of the geek. I am sure the more astute readers will have spotted that there’s currently only 4 web geeks in the Five Awesome Web Geeks… and well to be honest I’m kinda regretting restricting myself to 5 but that’s the aim at least, if we cant pick up another geek before new years hopefully we can get some after we started making some videos

New word press?

Woah, I’m shocked i have to admit i am writing this in word press version 2.7 and woah the admin is SOO different, cant decide if i like it or not, the menus seem both cool but also rather annoying something seem easier some seem a pain, and they have chosen to go with a almost all grey colours, and it looks rather boring and white washed.

Any thoughts on the new wordpress please do pop them below, same if you fancy being a geek!

Now of course another burden i have at the moment is college, lots and lots of work, some is well easy because i know what im talking about and other stuff… well that just does my head in, and often it seems its not that i “don’t get it” its just i don’t understand what I’m getting… yea that makes no sense to me either… going to have great fun Wednesday (well today by the time i post as I’m offline now so this will be posted when i wake up!) as going to see tutor and see if he can point me in right direction and knock some more out before the deadline… 5pm

One thing which is also quite frustrating if i am honest is, everyone keeps saying how on the Internet your unique and no one knows you, but it seems i have got to the point where that simply isn’t true, everyone i know both online and off know my handle (dansgalaxy) and can all quite easily find this blog, so i always feel i can never “let rip” and bitch about people (and believe me i could!) but i know if i do eventually someone will read it, and it will either be the person I’m ranting about or its someone who knows them… and i have heard a few stories of people blogging things, and it didn’t work out for them because of well… the kind of people they (and i would) rant about on a blog!!

This is another thing (o god yep… i have just started going into a rant… sorry guys might take a while but do read i can be amusing when i rant.. so i am told) there are loooads of people which just frustrate me at the moment, and its bugging me because i cant help thinking, if these people would drop the bull and open up, be honest and try and help people understand instead of being defensive, controlling, and well ignorant and foolish the world would be a much better place, but i am learning fast this is not the case, and im sure i will have the mis-fortune of coming into contact with a lot of people like this (particularly management types)…

But no, this is not it this is not everything i am doing! there’s more!

Of course i am still running XDnet Web Services (Xdnet.co.uk) where I’m selling a range of products, and will hopefully be trying to sell more of my design & web coding skills, as i need the money to try and get some saved for driving lessons… and who knows eventually i might be able to afford to go to university without someone having to die first, or for me to be in 20 thousand pound of debt by 25.

Driving, well this has been something i have been off and on about a lot, one minute i am thinking no i will wait no point, once i have money i will get it and then of course i think of all the fun i can have with a car and being able to go pretty much anywhere i like… o the fun but now i think i have changed my mind (again!) and will be trying to save and start getting some lessons after my birthday and maybe eventually i can afford to get the car… and insurance… and tax and everything else which is needed to run a car.

Projects, as i have mentioned a lot on this blog, i am always doing a lot of different projects, i will be doing a NewCollege project after new year which will be a training booking program thingy for tutors, which could be interesting although… we shall see.

I also need to find a heck of a lot of time to revisit the Calm Charity website as i need to give that another overhaul and add a lot more to that, as really i need to bring it all up to a decent CMS which i can enable the other committee members to use and update content and hopefully take some of the burden off moi, but again not enough time!

And then there’s my newest potential venture, while i don’t really want to talk in detail about exactly what it is for various reasons, it will be a lot of work, and if we can get it right it could be big, and hopefully make a nice profit. So i will be working on this company with couple of friends and often very random people – Johnny Robinson (Jonks) – who i have been known to say is “a stoner with out the dope” but in a good way of course, he is one of those interesting people who comes out with weird and wacky ideas, but can be great fun to chat to, and the third person is Rich who while can be equally “interesting” is a little more subtle the Jonks, and often has a wicked sarcasm. So that could be fun if i can help get this project off the ground tech wise.

Stand Up comedy for comic relief!

That’s right, and no I’m not doing a stand up… at the moment although its still possible, i might be preforming a sketch idea me and my mate Tom came up with in the good ole’ days in Greendown, God and Allah or a version of that at least, think Mac Parody with religion and some wicked humor. but back on topic, i will hopefully be head tech organising his comedy event where Cal who is will be sorting out the funny, and who’s idea this was will be performing with others some stand up comedy in aid of Comic Relief, so far i believe we have Newcollege, Cirencester College, Highworth School, The Swindon Arts centre and probably a few more in swindon booked to take this event around swindon and raise some cash! I plan to also be streaming and recording the event(s) and getting them online and possibly selling DVD’s after so its all fun, and have the full backing of the Newcollege principal and i need to be talking to John the tech guy at newcollege today so great fun

And me being… me there’s much more but most of that I’m not gonna tell you! or indeed there’s a lot i wont even tell my best friends… not yet at least keep them waiting…

Margaret Cho – Great Comedian!

Part 1:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qI3-Gda4cdw

Read more…

Tags: comedian, margaret cho

Get Happy Tour: Bowling For Soup!

The concert was AMAZING!

 Loved it!

I got a ticket signed by Chris and Jaret (bfs)

Chris signs his name backwards!

 we had to wait for 2 hours for bfs to come out i think my mate froze to death…

and also got another ticket signed from ppl from ZebraHead and Army of a freshman way cool show!

 Okay i left this post for quite a bit now so ill expland alot and try and talk about some of the crap i found funny.

 Was a truly amazing concert troughly loved it and cant wait to go to another.

 Anyway about 4 hours of contined jumping and singing, and everyone was so lucky it was load so they couldn hear me… i ended up right at the front moshing it near the speaker

during the end of bowling for soup and the end of it all i couldnt hack it, they ran out of water at the front and i was erm dying. so i had to go out to get a drink right in the middle of 1985 and missed all their last songs which usually are the best

so when i finnally managed to shove my way out i get there and about half of Zebrahead said hey… and i ignored them to get a drink. i was thristy!… and i said hi once i had downed to lrg coke cups :p

 amazing how sh*tty you feel when your dehydrated.

 what makes the above situation (of me ignoring zebrahead) worse is when we were quing out side one of The Bloodhound Gang was going round trying to sell their album, and i just thought he was a roadie @_@ oops… i only realised just before he got on stage. ace guy tho.

As i was hanging about NOT trying to stalk bfs… :p i saw something which just made me laugh.

there was the sterotypical obsessive middle aged fat bolding fan talking of the guy from zebrahead… but thats not all no this guy wasnt obsesive with ZEBRAHEAD NO he was talking about how much he loved Bowling For Soup! now is it just me who thinks, no matter how much you like the other bands which your touring with you still gonna find someone who is going on about another band a little annouying?!

what made me particularly laugh was they guy (form zebrahead) had one of those “will you just shut the F up and go away” faces every time he turned away from him.

hehe

so after standing out side the oasis, with most of bloodhound gang and army of a freshmen who were jsut standing arround having beers and smoking, until 1.30am (bearing in mind the concert finished at 11something with my mate tom who was so cold he was blue and shivering so feverishly he could barly hold the he camera phone ><

anyway i ment Chris and Jaret from bowling for soup, got photos as you can see above. and Tom kicked him self a day or so later when he suddenly thought wait a minute. why did i sit arround for 3 hours after with you and not get a photo of ME with them… silly boy tom… hehe

shame couldnt really wait arround for Gary and Erik but  i think if i had told would definatly not have been able to defrost, and my dad would have been a bit peved if he had to sit in the car for another 2hours…

also i have a hint, ALWAYS try to pay for £1 posters with a tenner! i went to buy a small poster and only had a tenner and because he couldnt find change he just said take it :p so i got a free poster yay to me! ><

 i can tell im rambling now.

I will have to have a go at posting my Mac computer review/rant soon.

Dirty Joke.

Hey,

i saw this joke today, not belly crunching but hey its a joke!

 Man goes to his doctor, he had multiple bruizes and bad concusion. 

His Doctor says: “Woah what happend to you?”

The man replies, “Well me and my wife was playing golf.”

We tee-d off both balls flew into a near by field full of cows.

I went to retrieve our balls, and saw one sruck in a cows fanny.

So i shouted to my wife “Hey this one looks like yours!”…

 I don’t remember much after that.