Found this on a blog today and thought it was quite true.

BLOG = Best Language Of Geeks

CODE = Collection of Disorganized Etchings

DELICIOUS = Database Entries Left Incomplete, Code Is Opening Up System

DIGG = Decrepit Inferior Gullible Garbage

GOOGLE = Good Only Once Goons Leave Everything

JOOMLA = Just One Of Many Lousy Applications

KEYWORDS = Kooks Exhausting Young Webpages, Once Ranking Drops Start

MSN = Minuscule Search Network

PODCAST = Probably Online Drivel Consumed Audio (Salary-Triggered)

SMO = Stupid, Moronic Operation

SPAM = Stupid People And Marketing

STUMBLEUPON = Social Tool Used Mostly By Losers Entering Unproductive Plains Of Networking

WIKIPEDIA = Web Index Killing Information Plus Enclosing Deceptive, Inaccurate Articles

(the above was originally taken from: Here)