i saw this joke today, not belly crunching but hey its a joke!
Man goes to his doctor, he had multiple bruizes and bad concusion.
His Doctor says: “Woah what happend to you?”
The man replies, “Well me and my wife was playing golf.”
We tee-d off both balls flew into a near by field full of cows.
I went to retrieve our balls, and saw one sruck in a cows fanny.
So i shouted to my wife “Hey this one looks like yours!”…
I don’t remember much after that.